Bush's new Domestic Policy: Anti-"The O.C."

Things were really start to get interseting between Cohen, Zach & Summer again, Julie had just been forgiven by Caleb, and Cooper & Ryan almost kissed again. A week full of girlish expectations, dashed at the hands of our resident village idiot.

Listen Prez, make your own private morality & ideology the publics' on someone else's TiVo. A quandry indeed. I can't bad thumb the ott's version of Dawson Creek for it simply following my orders to record the O.C. timeslot. Then again it was entertaining watching him dodge questions like a 1970's Air Force recruitment pamphlet.

Then I thought, how appropriate, W wants to practically outlaw "them queers", what a better political stance to take than to take away viewing priviledges for a show that only a few weeks prior, was riddled with lesbian raciness. He might be more clever than we thought folks. No, he's still an idiot.

If you want to unite instead of divide this country George, start by giving the teen masses their weekly dose of visual oxi-contin. Of all the times to pick to end your 3 year long streak of having no press conferences, you could have at the very least shot for America's Next Top Model's time slot.

You, The Soup Nazi, and Joey Trebbiani are similar in your own ways, but having a Thursday night prime time spot isn't one of them.