My body sluggish with Goat Meat

I noticed on our weekly meñu today that Thursday, we rent a Kripsona
for a trip the Greek Isles.

Soon our bodies will be brown by the sun, our bellies filled with goat meat,
our mouths glistening as we dine on Moussaka.

Methinks I hear the God Zeus chuckling from on high.

Overheard at the Cuellar Residence:

"I can't believe you're not going to make the bed."

"I can't believe you won't let me shave the dogs."

Worse than hearing Eddie Murphy's eighties sensation: "Party all the Time"

A collection of things I've heard round the boardroom table at my last
place of employment or why I tell the truth as often as Kevin Federline.



"Then through the defeathering process, you basically end up with fecal
soup." (Actualy true.)

"We want you to think of a box, within a box, and when you're concepting,
think outside of that second box."

"That layout reminds me of my mother-in-law's wash & set."

"Let's save some production dollars and do all of the CG in house."

"How am I supposed to approve this ad when I'm drunk?"

"I'd like it, if I were a Jewish Mexican."

"Can you hire this guy Kevin Roddy to do the assignment?"

"I want you to use this color scheme I found in my daughter's Tiger Beat."

Top ten uses for a USC "National Champions 2006" T-Shirt

10. Stitch 10 of them together to make a pair of undies for Kirstie Alley.

9. Donate them to the Countdown-Until-Nick-Lachey-is-Homeless Clothing Drive.

8. Ebay them with the profits going to free Maurice Clarett for wrongful imprisonment.

7. Terry Bradshaw bald spot waxing rags.

6. Wear one to Brokeback Mountain and be uber-gay.

5. Send one to Geraldo Rivera and wait for him to report it as a true story.

4. Dress small children in them if Michael Jackson is present, and pray he confuses them with Frat guys.

3. Coat one with herpes ointment, and then and only then,
will Christina Aguilera wear it.

2. Compress them into a giant bar-bell so Arnold Schwarzengger can do reps with it while calling you a girlie man.

1. Bevo XIV's training diapers.