Boston Massacre

I have seen the winged serpent. The copiers have run red with the carnage.

The sacred ground of the Nunnery that once stood here, is now tainted.

The floors littered with the mangled remains of Handle-Bars and Sellecks alike.

The prophecy has been realized.

Sî se puede. ¡Silverio es VICTORIOSO!

The Istache-athon embarks

It's not a matter of man-follicle-hood, it's who can do the Chuck Norris,

who can don the Selleck, who is retarded enough to embody the Sippowitz

for the longest period of time. Winner gets a 60 gig video I-pod.

Day one, appropriately Valentine's Eve.

My money is on the ravishing brute in the plaid shirt.